I love going for walks in my neighborhood.
Man with ghetto blaster: Excuse me, do you think maybe we could get coffee together sometime? You're so pretty.
Me (in work boots, hoodie, and jeans): No thank you, I'm married.
Man with ghetto blaster: Okay, got a spare cigarette?
New laces for old boots:
And the tiniest egg ever, at an impressive 30g. Not sure which hen that came from, but I sure hope they get bigger, since we don't have any half-sized people around here to cook breakfast for.