Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Around the hood

I love going for walks in my neighborhood.

Man with ghetto blaster: Excuse me, do you think maybe we could get coffee together sometime? You're so pretty.

Me (in work boots, hoodie, and jeans): No thank you, I'm married.

Man with ghetto blaster: Okay, got a spare cigarette?

New laces for old boots:

And the tiniest egg ever, at an impressive 30g. Not sure which hen that came from, but I sure hope they get bigger, since we don't have any half-sized people around here to cook breakfast for.

2 comments:

  1. Well, the chickens just need to get warmed up.

    You can tell spring is in the air. The bums hit on you before they spare-change you. "Hey baby, wanna party? No, well can ya spare a quarter?"

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  2. I know what you mean! I love living on my block, reminds me that there are at least 4 nationalities that would prefer a woman with some chunk :)

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